I LIKE YOU.

July 16, 2011
Starbucks
Valley Village, CA

I like you. I like you so much.
It's even in pretty handwriting.
But I can't help but think it's only because I handed him my credit card to pay.

Names Are Hard

Tonight, I sit in my apartment with my roommate and 2 very dear friends who have known me for many years. We sit, we drink, we catch up. Good times are had.
After many drinks, my roommate has called me "Carrie" and my friend has called me "Sarah"

Both are not my name.

A Message to All

July 4, 2011
Coronado Beach
Coronado, CA

A message to all who pass over!
THIS IS MY NAME!

No Words

July 3, 2011
Starbucks
Hillcrest, CA

Now here lies my confusion.
My sister was with me at the time of this purchase, and can attest to the fact that when asked my name, I responded appropriately.
How is THIS what he came up with????
That's not a name. That's not a word. But maybe from now on if I tell people my name is M2 they will write Cara on my drink order.

Tomb Raider

July 1, 2011
Starbucks
Kearny Mesa, CA

I can't say I am terribly surprised by this one, seeing as how this is the same Starbucks that dubbed me "Paris" a few months ago.
Sigh.
That's not my name.

MEGHAN

I was starting to think that maybe this was only an west coast phenomenon... and then my dear friend Meghan sent me this:

And so we must certainly document this atrocity.

June 27, 2011
Starbucks
Midtown, NYC

Again, I stress... Her name is Meghan.
MEGHAN.
M E G H A N
Now if it were anyone else, I may speculate that they just stole this coffee from some poor under-caffeinated girl named Amy. However, my friend Meghan holds herself to a much higher standard and moral code then say, me... so I trust that this is the sad truth.
That is most certainly not her name.

Brunch

June 26, 2011
Starbucks
San Diego, CA

A beautiful day for a brunch.
Maybe I should stick to mimosas.