That's Not My Name

My name is Cara. 4 letters. That's all. In Italian it means Dear, in Spanish it means Face, but anywhere else in America it is apparently gibberish. This is a problem I have had all my life: Giving a name for a reservation, a drink at Starbucks, or any kind of take out order becomes a horrific process that is both time consuming and traumatizing. Everyone will invariably butcher this very small 4-letter name. I cannot be silent about the oppression of my name any longer.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Phone

Thanks to Ms. Kish for this link:

Hey, Starbucks Baristas? Nobody is Named Phone

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Magic of Disney

Thursday October 6, 2011
Starbucks
Burbank, CA

THAT IS MY NAME!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Basic Alphabet Skills

Tuesday October 4, 2011
Starbucks
Burbank, CA

There were only like 4 people in Starbucks this morning, so it's not like it was too loud.
Some one needs to watch more Sesame Street and learn about the sounds that letters make.
Not. My. Name.