MEGHAN

I was starting to think that maybe this was only an west coast phenomenon... and then my dear friend Meghan sent me this:

And so we must certainly document this atrocity.

June 27, 2011
Starbucks
Midtown, NYC

Again, I stress... Her name is Meghan.
MEGHAN.
M E G H A N
Now if it were anyone else, I may speculate that they just stole this coffee from some poor under-caffeinated girl named Amy. However, my friend Meghan holds herself to a much higher standard and moral code then say, me... so I trust that this is the sad truth.
That is most certainly not her name.

Brunch

June 26, 2011
Starbucks
San Diego, CA

A beautiful day for a brunch.
Maybe I should stick to mimosas.

Project Expansion

June 9, 2011
Starbucks
Los Angeles, CA

Due to the overwhelming love and support of this blog, I have received numerous other name bastardizations. So I have decided to include them, so that these crimes do not go unpunished!

This is supposed to say Spencer.
It does not.
That's not his name.

...Nova?

June 16, 2011
Starbucks
Hollywood,  CA

I haven't been to Starbucks in a while since we have this super awesome coffee machine at work now...
But really?!? COME THE EFF ON!

Your Job Is To Answer The Phone

Phones are hard.

Me: Hey, is Brandon around? It's Cara from *OMITTED*
Assistant: I'm sorry, did you say Cass or Cat?
Me: I said Cara.
Assistant: Oh, sorry I am a complete and total  moron.

...OK. So I made that last part up.

Do I need some sort of speech therapy?

Hearing is Hard... Listening is Harder

People, I am very careful when I answer the phone.
Now I know that sometimes things get muffled, and sometimes connections get lost... but this is just truly unacceptable.

[RING]
Me: This is Cara.
Her: Hi Cal!

Nope. You don't know me. Don't be so excited to talk to me. I am not Cal.