MEGHAN

I was starting to think that maybe this was only an west coast phenomenon... and then my dear friend Meghan sent me this:

And so we must certainly document this atrocity.

June 27, 2011
Starbucks
Midtown, NYC

Again, I stress... Her name is Meghan.
MEGHAN.
M E G H A N
Now if it were anyone else, I may speculate that they just stole this coffee from some poor under-caffeinated girl named Amy. However, my friend Meghan holds herself to a much higher standard and moral code then say, me... so I trust that this is the sad truth.
That is most certainly not her name.