Merry Christmas

December 25, 2012
New Rochelle, NY

In honor of that's not my name, my brother addressed my Xmas gifts to me this way.

That's not my name.

Merry Christmas!

What's this??

November 29, 2012
Starbucks
Hollywood, CA

Why is this an option???
That's not my name.

Talia & Mandy

December 11, 2012
Starbucks
New York, NY

Two times as fun!!
Two of my favorite people BOTH had their names destroyed by a hard of hearing Starbucks barista today. Perhaps NY is preparing for my holiday arrival.

Therefore...
Talia gets an extra syllable to be "Talahia"
&
Mandy gets thoroughly modern as "Milly"

... Except not. Like, at all.

That's not their names!!!

Child's Play

December 6, 2012
Starbucks
Los Angeles, CA

Not only is this not my name, it looks like a 5 year old wrote it.

That's not my name.

Zack

Starbucks
December 1, 2012
New York, NY

This is especially confusing to me, because my friend's name here is Zack.
Zack = Zen. Maybe the barista was making a comment on his aura?

Still not his name.