Roller Girl

June 29, 2012
Sonic Drive-In
Anaheim, CA

Cairo is a city. Kaira is a... what exactly?
Also when the waitress came out looking for me she was yelling "Karina??"
... Which is at least a name.

This is not my name.

Double Whammy!

July 23, 2012
Starbucks
Van Nuys, CA

My friend Zina and I went to the beach on Monday
We thought we would stop by Starbucks beforehand.
As you can imagine, Zina encounters the same problem I usually do...

BUT NOT THIS TIME!
VICTORY IS OURS!
THOSE ARE OUR NAMES!

Concession

July 13, 2012
Starbucks
Santa Monica, CA

I'm just getting lazy now.

HER: "Can I take your order ma'am?"
ME: "Grande Soy Chai"
HER: "And your name?"
ME: "Cara"
HER: "Karen?"
ME: [Sigh] "Yeah."

That's not my name.